please don’t forget that along with the whole “kill a pitbull thing” that during october people commonly try to kill black cats as well under the whole claim that they are “bad luck.”

so please keep your animals inside this october.

(Source: heliseumstyrant)

I don’t really see this company hiring me on after the contract is up but that’s ok because I know I need healthcare now and everything is gr8 because I know I’m smart and basically I found xanax and I could find another job easy of they decide I’m not cool enough to work for them




chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

(Source: impastabowl)

My hamster just shoved most of his food bowl in his face.


Carl Sagan again. My life is revolving around his words. (My edits, not my pictures, but please don’t remove credit)

I feel like ‘Thor: The Dark World” is a chance as an actor to find new depth, new dimension, new iterations of Loki’s psychology, of his physicality and his capacity for feeling. On one level he is an off- the-rails psychopathic agent of chaos, but on a human level, his psychology and his emotional landscape is very, very interesting because he’s so intelligent and yet so broken. This film is a chance to find where his capacity for heroism and his Machiavellian menace meet.” — Tom Hiddleston


Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me


"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"


the fact that Loki likes upsetting people just a little more than making them love him makes me think that he’d fucking love delivering puns


Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: doeeyedpdsmessiah)


masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person



"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"


"i don’t know what to draw"


"i always mess up"




Whenever you feel sad about your art, listen to Bob Ross.

titty sprinkles