Friendly neighborhood dorkwad.
I don’t really see this company hiring me on after the contract is up but that’s ok because I know I need healthcare now and everything is gr8 because I know I’m smart and basically I found xanax and I could find another job easy of they decide I’m not cool enough to work for them
My hamster just shoved most of his food bowl in his face.
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
the fact that Loki likes upsetting people just a little more than making them love him makes me think that he’d fucking love delivering puns
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person