I technically don’t gotta be there until nine today I gotta stop being an ass to myself before I make me sick pfffft

I’m surprised I didn’t do that panic button wake up thing I usually do when I worry about getting up in time it’s actually pretty nice to wake up more relaxed and not like I’m dying

Krewella’s Fire Hive is my alarm but it almost didn’t wake me because it fit with my dream.

I don’t remember my dream anymore, I think it involved my crush on Johnny Tuturro though.

Trying 2 sleep and my cat is being a little glitch how bout u leave my room until the sun

pastelapollo:

johnny is not comic relief

johnny is not comic relief

JOHNNY IS NOT COMIC RELIEF

JOHNNY IS NOT COMIC RELIEF

johnny is so important okay dont look at me

watching the new episode of Graceland a half hour late

have seen very little Johnny

is my favorite character ok

marilyncozette:

spiderhoeoflove:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so

Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.

marilyncozette:

spiderhoeoflove:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so

Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.

246nodone:

graceland au in which johnny follows mike around every wednesday shouting

hey MIKEMIKEMIKEMIKEMIKE

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

hump dAYY

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

titty sprinkles