I’m gonna start calling Guy-Man Two-Dicks McGee
Oh shit what if Thomas is the other dick
Friend: You'd do both members of Daft Punk?
Friend: At the same time or-
Me: There's only one way to come between two best friends...
Me: and that is to cum between two best friends.
I’m mad so I’m going to share a terrible dirty joke I made to cheer up ok
People are too busy pissing their pants because they’re afraid they can’t use the word “bossy” anymore to actually check out the Ban Bossy website and see what the campaign is about.
I’m getting flashbacks from “Ban the R-Word” week in high school.
Why don’t people investigate? Look? THINK?
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO IGNORANT?
PEOPLE ARE SO CUTE WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP like it doesn’t matter if they’re cranky or disoriented or still half-asleep and their hair is a mess fuck it doesn’t even matter if they drooled in their sleep or have ink smudged on their face from something they wrote on their hand they are CUTE all those things are CUTE
► Name ➔ Sara
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ So far so good…
► Are you single ➔ Yeeaaaah but there’s an anime convention this weekend so there’s 99% chance it’s staying that way I’m picky
► Are you happy ➔ Clappin’ along.
► Are you Italian ➔ No.
► Are you German ➔ No. Heard an ancestor was, though.
► Are you Asian ➔ Super no.
► Are you angry? ➔ Who isn’t?
► Are you Irish ➔ Nope.
► Are your parents still married ➔ Unhappily so.
► Birth Place ➔ USA
► Hair Color ➔ Brown
► Eye Color ➔ Darker Brown
► Birthday ➔ December 15th, 1993
► Mood ➔ Fairly positive
► Gender ➔ Girly girl.
► Lefty or Righty ➔ ➔ Righty right.
► Summer or winter ➔ SUMMER.
► Morning or afternoon ➔ I’m sleepy at either time I don’t care.
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ with computers and robots yes
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Yes but it ALWAYS ends tragically don’t do it remember Romeo and Juliet
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Fizzle dizzled out peacefully. MUCH better than the one before that.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ hehehehEHEHEHHEHEHEHE
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ I’m afraid of commitments that would be harmful.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes!
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Yep.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Yeah, I stood myself up at prom.
► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade!
► Cats or Dogs ➔ It must rain.
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few besties. I can’t maintain a lot of relationships. It doesn’t happen.
► Television or internet ➔ Internet rules the nation now, fothermuckers.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Burn it all.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Why not both?
► Day or night ➔ I like the sun, actually. The night is scary.
► IM or Phone ➔ IM everywhere.
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Noooooope.
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Of course.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ ew gross
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Oh yeah.
► Prank called a store ➔ That’s mean.
► Skipped school ➔ Can I get a HELL YEAH I just can’t deal with it some days
► Wanted to disappear ➔ I wanted to run into the woods when I graduated high school
► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes mouths are weird I don’t look at ‘em a lot
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Taller.
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Intelligence. I get really frustrated.
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationships. I know I’d cry after a hook-up because, despite being picky, I can fall for someone pretty easily…
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Making serious people laugh is very rewarding, isn’t it? Everybody’s gotta laugh at some point.
► Last Phone Call ➔ My friendo Mollie.
► Last person you hung out with ➔ Mollie.
► Last thing you ate ➔ Chicken.
► Last thing you drank ➔ Water.
► Last site you went to ➔ Here.
► Last place you were ➔ College.
► Do you and your family get along ➔ I get along with a handful of them and I’m civil with the rest except dad.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ No life is perfect, really.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ No, but I had a bag packed when I was a kid. I was trying to figure out how to leave, not get kidnapped, and not get sent back home. Logic said I had nowhere I could go.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ It’s never even been suggested.
okay so what I hear you saying is that there’s definitely 100% for sure gonna be a pewdiepie world in kingdom hearts 3